Arrrgh. I am at work (which sucks enough in its own right) And one of my co-workers is driving me nutters..
She is in love...head over heels/OCD/cannot shut her yap kinda love...
She bores us all to tears every morning by detailing us with every minutia of their telephone conversation(s) the night before...and asking our assistance in disecting every moment for hidden meaning..
"Sure he SAYS he doesnt want a relationship, but he calls me, and wants to see me when he comes up" (he lives deep in Southern VA...scaaaaaary)
Well of course he wants to see you when he comes up you silly cow...You give him blow jobs in the car..(which is just tawdry to the extreme)
And New Years?? RETCH..we were all gifted with ever fucking detail of their...well fucking.
EVERY flippin text message he sends her she has to alert the department to, including reiterating that he CLEARLY wants a relationship...no matter what he says sometimes.
-One brief side note here ladies; guys will rarely tell you the ugly truth to your face.
Remember the two most important factors about guys when dealing with girls...
1. They loathe conflict.
2. They want to have sex.
They are afraid that if they tell you to your face they are not interested you will either cry or get angry...which will mean they will not get sex.
Anyway... It is totally driving us all insane, to the point where someone has offered to take up a collection to have her "put to sleep"
We contemplated wacking him instead...but then she'd still wail and whinge about him forever and we would be no better off.
Dammit...
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Damn, I know how you feel. I have a co-worker with a bastard of a boyfriend and every morning she tells me all the new problems..ahhhhh, at least I get a free coffee out of it:)
:) Good job on the post. Ne'er a truer word was spoken!!
Tidee! Thank you, you gorgeous pallid slab of studliness...the validation of my OZ-like all knowing-ness is lovely as always..come home..Penny misses you Dreadfully!
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