(I wrote this last night, but didnt post it until this morning..blerg)
I just got home from my soccer game..which we won.
Go us.
Anyway, today at work the top I wore necessitated the wearing of a strapless undergarment.
Because the showing of bra straps is growled upon at my place on enslavement.
My strapless brassiere is a torture device, it is by all practice standards...the upper half of a corset, complete with rib gouging boning to keep the girls upwardly mobile.
So naturally by about 3:30 I am uncomfortable and ready to hurl said evil foundation garment out the window...since I could not..I did the next best thing and whined to my co-workers about the uncomfortableness.
Which of course diverted into a conversation about bras in general..and then one of my coworkers blurts out that she cant go braless because her nipples are really large and pointy outy (ok she didnt use pointy outy, but I edited for my amusement)
begyerpardon?
Now, There is such a thing as oversharing with your co-workers, granted there is a fine line between talking about brassieres and discussing what fillith thine cup.
But it exists, and it should not be crossed.
After a few stunned moments I simply said "Well thats unfortunate..back to work I am!"
and fairly sailed back to my desk..
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can we have photographic evidence of both parts of this story?
you in your torture device, and your mates pointy outy nipples? (covered up will be fine)
Negatory.
pleeeeeeeese
Hmmm, well I guess you could've recommended extra padded bandaids for the offending nipples?
LDBUG! It is ever so lovely to see you! I did not want to discuss this persons nipples, in fact I am getting a toilet shudder now just thinking of it..blech
Tidy- check you mail...YEAH RIGHT!
spoilsport. i'll show you my boobs, and i bet they're bigger! ha ha ! no but really they will be!
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