Theres a joke about everyone from Minnesota being born in late summer and fall, because there aint a whole lot else to do in Winter. (My father was on summer break when my brother was conceived, and home on leave from the Marine Corps for me hence our early-mid summer birthdays)
Well I have noticed that in the more southernly states...theres a whole lotta getting on..going on in the summer.
Maybe since they're already hot and sweaty they figure..what the hell?
Maybe it's all that exposed tan skin.
But I actually saw a couple seriously getting into in..in the frozen food section of my grocery store yesterday.
I actually said "Holy Crap" because the sight of two people pressed so close you couldnt get a slice of saran wrap between them..his knees wedged between her legs and his hands on her ass sorting hoisting her up..well you dont expect THAT to be blocking your way to the Frosty Paws (thats ice cream for dogs...they were on sale..ok?) on your average shopping excursion.
I was stunned into statuary.
I know its rude to stare..but...Huzzah.
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ICE CREAM FOR DOGS? ok i know that wasn't the main point of this post, but really. ice cream for dogs?
wtf?
Yeah, I know.
But they liked it.
It was on 1/2 price sale so I thought I would give it a shot.
My big drooling beasties need love too.
yes i know we do!
nice of you to think of us!
nope. still can't get my head round dog lollys.
i have even looked them up on google!
do you dress them in outfits too? enquireing minds need to know.
and i thought you were one of the sane ones!
Oh Good Lord No!
Its not dog Lollies you tool.
It's ice cream for dogs because regular ice cream can kill them.
And its hotter than the hinges of hell here..
I would never dress them up in outfits, thats just..wrong.
I love them..but I dont LOVE them.
So stop taking the the piss :-P
p.s. sanity is subjective.
was not intending it as a piss take. genuine concern!
feel better now. thank you.
for my dogs? LOL
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