Dear Random person.
Please do not think that reaching out and touching my pregnant stomach is ok, and do not be offended if you ask me and I say no. In fact dont ask, just assume I dont want someone whom I do not have a relationship with rubbing me.
Please understand that the politely glacial look I give you, or the good humored rebuff is me exhibiting manners.
What I want to do is slap you as hard as I can and tell you to keep your paws to yourself.
Also, telling me I am getting big/huge is just rude, I am pregnant..fuck off. The only person who needs to note my weight gain is my OB.
The same goes for my breasts, yes I know they are larger, it is rather difficult to avoid having cleavage when you left behind a DD and are onto new letters in the alphabet.
Rude sexual comments will get you a kick in the bollocks. Openly scamming on a pregnant woman is just gross. Like the grossest of gross.
Irritate the pregnant woman at your own peril.
Sincerely,
Pregnant Penny full of ire.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
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